idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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