My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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