none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We were destined to go to rehab together
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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