I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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