so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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