Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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