So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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