My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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