Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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