I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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