Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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