A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you never un-have a 4some
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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