You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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