She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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