I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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