everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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