i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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