I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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