CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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