Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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