what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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