i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Randomize
