I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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