and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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