what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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