Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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