But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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