His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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