She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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