you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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