I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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