During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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