haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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