Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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