And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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