doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Say something about gay babies.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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