Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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