She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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