i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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