do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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