But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
