Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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