i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I wear drunk well.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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