none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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