Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
