Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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