Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm just crazy horny about you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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