Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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