i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Randomize
