do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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