Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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